Go no further, these chocolate chip cookies will ruin your life.
You have been warned.
I can only assume something must have gone horribly wrong to bring you here today.
Amidst a cherry-picked Pinterest Sea of “perfect chocolate chip cookies” a Google Forest of “best ever chocolate chip cookies”, and dog-eared cookbooks of “award-winning” and family favorite recipes, you have somehow found yourself here, face-to-cookie with the “worst” chocolate chip cookies.
I know what you’re probably thinking: It’s just a cookie, right? I mean, they look innocent enough, golden with melty chocolate chips, crinkled edges and melt-in-your-mouth interiors… but one bite and you’re ruined for life.
These cookies will consume your life, shrink your jeans, and steal your boyfriend (I wouldn’t put it past them, anyway).
They even contain a secret ingredient.
How obnoxiously cliché, and, even more obnoxiously, intriguing.
I won’t drag it out, the secret ingredient is maple syrup. Sure, pure maple syrup (priced per ounce nearly the same as gold) would be just wonderful. But, if you have a sticky bottle of Aunt Jemima in your cabinet (as I did), that will work just fine, too.
What kind of self-respecting cookie doesn’t demand purity and quality? Only the worst kind.
I credit this “secret ingredient” for being the greatest offender in this recipe. It gives the cookies a subtle, caramelized flavor, as well as long-lasting chewiness and softness (these cookies stay soft for days, the cornstarch also helps with that significantly), and the flavor is to die for.
And while anyone who takes a bite will be able to detect the extra richness of flavor, no one who I shared these cookies with was able to identify any sort of secret ingredient. Just “really, really, good cookies”.
OK, so what’s so bad about really really good cookies?
A Recipe For Ruining Your Life
How about the fact that they will consume you as you consume them. I’m not kidding about them wrecking your relationships.
Mom’s favorite chocolate chip cookie? Ditch it. You will snub your nose at every “favorite” cookie of the past and struggle to hold back scornful laughs at anyone who comments on a “delicious cookie”. Nobody likes a cookie snob, but you will become one.
Here comes that girl again, the one who’s too good for Chips Ahoy.
Be prepared for weight gain. It creeps up slowly, the cookies gently embracing you at first, then clinging to your thighs, your stomach, tighter and tighter until yoga pants are your only way out of the house. If you’re worried about your significant other noticing, don’t bother. They don’t notice anything anymore, only whether or not there are more cookies readily available for consumption.
Perhaps worst of all is that these chocolate chip cookies can be made so easily. There’s no KitchenAid or any sort of electric hand mixer required to make these cookies. They can be stirred by hand, dirtying only two bowls.
They do need to chill for 30 minutes, which would only serve as a deterrent if 25 of those minutes weren’t spent sneaking copious chunks of dough from the refrigerator.
If you’ve made it this far, I fear it might already be too late for you.
It’s too late for me, unfortunately, and I’ve made these cookies nearly a dozen times in the past two weeks. I’m swapping gym time for cookie time to keep my fridge well-stocked with dough, and the photo shoot for this post took three times as long as it should have because I kept eating the subjects.
If you can, stick to the “best ever” cookies, stick to Grandma’s chocolate chip cookies and the family favorites. Those cookies are safe, they are your friends, made to be consumed by you.
These cookies will consume you, instead.
Good luck.
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The WORST EVER Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ingredients
- 1 cup unsalted butter melted and then cooled for at least 5 minutes¹ (226g)
- 1 ½ cups light brown sugar packed (300g)
- ½ cup granulated sugar (100g)
- 2 large eggs room temperature preferred
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- ¼ cup maple syrup² (60ml)
- 3 ¼ cups all purpose flour (415g)
- 2 teaspoons cornstarch
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups chocolate chips I used half regular semisweet chips and half mini semisweet chips
Recommended Equipment
Instructions
- In a large bowl, stir together melted butter and sugars.
- Add eggs, one at a time, stirring until combined.
- Stir in vanilla extract and maple syrup.
- In a separate bowl, whisk together flour, cornstarch, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
- Gradually add flour mixture to wet ingredients, stirring until completely combined.
- Stir in chocolate chips.
- Cover bowl with clear wrap and allow to chill for at least 30 minutes (chilling!? I told you, this recipe is the worst.)
- While the dough is chilling, preheat oven to 350F (175C) and prepare cookie sheets by lining with parchment paper (if you don't have parchment paper, you can bake directly on an ungreased cookie sheet).
- Scoop about 2-2 ½ Tablespoons of cookie dough and roll into balls, making them slightly taller than they are wide. Place them at least 2 inches apart on prepared cookie sheet.
- Bake about 13 minutes (cookies will appear to be a bit underdone, but edges should be just beginning to turn golden brown).
- Allow cookies to cool completely on cookie sheet. If desired, gently press a few chocolate chips on top of the hot cookies.
- Keep unbaked cookie dough in fridge while waiting to put the next batch in the oven, and do not place cookie dough on a hot cookie sheet.
Notes
Why Did My Cookies Spread Too Much?
Did you run into cookies that spread all over the baking sheet in the oven? Here are your most likely culprits:- The butter was too hot when you added your sugar, causing the sugar to melt and creating a greasy cookie dough that never stood a chance.
- You didn't add enough flour. If the flour was under-measured, your cookies could spread when baking.
- Your baking powder/baking soda was bad. These need to be stored properly and often will expire after 6 months, if yours is old, that could be the problem.
- The dough didn't chill long enough. If your dough is still very sticky after 30 minutes, let it chill longer.
- You put your cookie dough on a hot cookie sheet. It actually starts to melt before it can even begin baking.
- Your oven temperature is incorrect. Make sure the oven is fully preheated and at the correct temperature before baking your cookies. Many ovens do not report their temperatures correctly and run hotter or colder than they indicate. I purchased two inexpensive oven thermometers that I keep in my oven to make sure the temperature is right.
Why Did My Cookies Not Spread In the Oven?
Did your cookies not spread at all? Did they stay in balls even after baking? This might be the reason:- Flour was over-measured. It's so easy to over-measure flour, especially when using cups rather than weight measurements. Never scoop your flour directly into your measuring cup, it packs the flour into the cup and you end up with way more than the recipe actually calls for. Instead, use a scale (this is the scale that I use) or use a spoon to pour the flour into your measuring cup and then level off the top with a straightedge (like the back of a knife).
- Your oven temperature could be incorrect. See above note, just as it can cause your cookies to spread too much, it can cause them to not spread enough!
Nutrition
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I originally published this recipe 3/21/16. I am re-sharing it today with a new photo and a new video and some additional notes that I’m hoping will be helpful. While I’d like to update all of my photos, they’ve become so well-known that I have chosen not to replace all of them at this time.
Karla
Hey Sam, these cookies continue to be the bomb! I’m going to gift dough in glass jars this year for Christmas and wondered how long I can freeze the dough.
A month isn’t too long, is it? I’d like to get started this weekend!
Sam
Hi Karla! The dough can be frozen for up to 3 months. I hope that helps! 🙂
Mike Bray
I’ve made these cookies a couple of times now and they don’t last very long around the house. The maple makes you go hum if you’re not the one that baked them and know it’s in there. I also pull just a little batter out before I add the chocolate chips so our dog Lana can also have some as a special treat. She gives them 4 Paws up!!
Sam
I’m so glad everyone enjoyed them so much, Mike! 🙂
Anna
This recipe has been my go-to for chocolate chip cookies for months now! Everyone in my family loves them. I’m wondering if I could use brown butter in this recipe? Would I need to make any adjustments to the other ingredients?
Sam
I’m so glad to hear everyone has enjoyed, Anna! I have made with brown butter before (as have other commenters) and have not altered any of the other ingredients. Enjoy!
Um Nur
Looks like a great recipe and I love your writing!
I want to increase the maple syrup and decrease or eliminate the other sugars.
I’ll also try making it gluten free. Any advice? (I have a bad reaction to wheat and cane sugars. I try to use maple syrup as much as possible.)
Sam
Thank you so much! To be honest, it would be difficult for me to advise on how to totally eliminate the sugars. I know some people have successfully reduced the sugar but I’m not sure to what extent (hoping someone who has tried it can chime in, though!). I know others have successfully made this with 1:1 gluten free flour, though I have not personally tried this myself.
Heather
Can these be frozen in balls and baked later?
Sam
Sure thing! They may just need an extra minute in the oven when you bake them. 🙂
Nblair
The best cookie ever!
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Thanks so much–we love hearing that! Enjoy ❤️
Friesndakittens
Made these cookies several times (it’s my go to make them at least once a week )so excited to try more of your recipes❤️ Keep up the good work
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Wow, we love hearing that! Thanks so much for your review 😊 Enjoy the cookies!
Genie
Absolutely fantastic cookies! Like out of the bakery! I followed the recipe exactly and wouldn’t change a thing. You definitely have to cover the dough when you chill it – my last set I didn’t cover and the dough got really hard and the cookies got kind of flat in the oven. The rest of them though were irresistible 🙂
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
We’re so happy you love this recipe, Genie! Enjoy the cookies while they last 😊
Coley
Hi! I’ve made these multiple times as they are my favorite cookie ever but I always make them the same day. I was wondering if it was okay to leave the ready made dough in the fridge for two days before baking? Thanks! Coley
Sam
Hi Coley! The dough will be fine in the refrigerator for 2 days. Just make sure it’s wrapped tightly so it doesn’t dry out. 🙂
Harley Hill Mom
These is our only go-to chocolate chip cookie recipe. I regularly recommend it!
Caroline Napton
Hi, these look delicious! Am hoping to make a hamper of homemade goodies for Christmas. Assuming you can resist eating them yourself, how long would these keep for please? Thank you, Caroline x
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Hi Caroline! If you can resist them, they’ll last a week at room temperature in an airtight container. Good luck! 😉
Caroline Napton
Thank you Emily, that’s great to know. xx
Karen
If I use a 1/4 cup scoop, how long do you think they would need to bake? Thinking of making large cookies for a bake sale. Have made this recipe so many times for family and friends and they are always a huge hit!
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Hi Karen! They probably won’t take too much longer. We’d start with the 13 minutes and go from there. Let us know how they turn out!
FeeFee
I love the consistency of the cookies. So chewy in the center and a bit crisp around the edges! They taste awesome too! I used dark corn syrup in place of the maple. WONDERFUL RESULTS! Thank you for this recipe!
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
We’re so happy you loved them, FeeFee! Thanks for letting us know how they turned out for you 😊
Sara
I’ve tried many many different chocolate chip cookie recipes and my husband still says these are by far the best! I get requests to make these all the time and when I do make them they don’t last long in the house. Thank you for a wonderful recipe!!
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Thanks so much for your five-star review, Sara! They really do have a knack for disappearing 😆
Victoria
I love this recipe! I am currently making a double batch for work, friends and neighbors! Can they hold in the fridge or will it change the consistency?
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Hi Victoria! They should be fine. Enjoy 😊
Joanne
The cookies were really good, but it was a bit too sweet. Even my kids, who love sweets, thought it was a bit too sweet. How much sugar can I cut out without altering the integrity of the cookie and making it too doughy? I read that another reviewer cut out too much sugar and her cookie was doughy. Would greatly love your advice on this.
Overall, the recipe was awesome.
Thank you.
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Hi Joanne! We’re happy to hear you liked the cookies. To make them less sweet, you could try reducing the sugar by 1/3-1/2 cup to start. Hopefully that helps! Enjoy 😊
Roo
I love this recipe. I have tried dozens of chocolate chip recipes and this is the
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
We’re so happy you love it, Roo! 😊
Julie
You weren’t kidding. The absolute worst cookie ever! I am ruined for life.
Kristen
Great cookies! I replaced with 1-1 gluten free flour and they turned out amazing! Since the recipe requires you to melt the butter and chill them, it lends particularly well to being made gluten free (gluten free flour needs extra time to chill so it can absorb moisture).
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Thank you for letting us know how that substitution worked for you, Kristen! We’re so happy you liked them 🙂
Jeremy Johnson
This isn’t really a rating, just a factoid. The inexpensive maple syrup is actually a thinned sugar syrup flavored with an herb called fenugreek. So, someone could slightly thin Karl syrup and add some maple extract if necessary. I got into baking as a kid with a mother who worked nights. I have become the unofficial master of substitutions. I once made a cake with whole wheat flour with a frosting with whole wheat flour. It was not great, but there was none left by morning. Sometimes, you use what you have got. Just don’t run out of chocolate. Bald cookies are ok, but don’t hit that chocolate itch.
Courtny L Lowery
Can this dough be frozen and thawed?
Emily @ Sugar Spun Run
Absolutely! We have frozen up to 3 months. The cookies do take a few minutes longer to bake when being baked from frozen. We hope you love them, Courtny! 😊